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Blades Of GloryDirected By: Josh Gordon, Will SpeckStarring: Will Ferell (Chazz Michael Michaels), Jon Heder (Jimmy MacElroy), Will Arnett, Amy Porhler, Jenna Fischer, Craig T.NelsonIn a nutshell: Laughter, think gay.Jimmy MacElroy was adopted by a billionaire horse breeder who used technology to breed him into the best singles male skater in the USA. Chazz Michael Michaels is Jimmy's rival and yet another great skater in his ermm..own way. When the both of got tied and got the gold medal, the enemies did the most disgraceful thing and got stripped of their titles and banned from men's figure skating for the rest of their lives.Just as the both of them were getting tired of their lives out of competitive figure skating; Jimmy sold skates and Chazz played the wicked wizard of a child's play, Jimmy was enlightened that he was banned from men's figure skating and not pairs! so while he was searching for his new female partner, he met Chazz and they fought in the most 'pairs figure skating-ly way' and Jimmy's coach suggested they skated together. They made big news when they got back to the federation and applied for pairs and that proved to be too much of a threat for the cheater champions Fairchild and Stranz Van Waldenberg, who used their sister for her guilt, Katie to record their routine. However, Jimmy's started to fall in love with Katie.They hated each other at first and hated the awkward stuff they had to do. But they soon got used to it and started repecting each other. They eventually got a place at the WinterSport Games and Jimmy and Katie went out for their first date. Soon, Jimmy and Chazz had to learn the technique: The Iron Lotus, which the coach invented and the move was proved to be fatal; he went to North Korea and got skaters to do that move but it showed the girl's head sliced off by the male skater(yes, they show it at the theatres with the blood and head and everything). Chazz and Jimmy soon started bonding and became great friends.Soon the cheater champions couldnt stand it and forced Katie to seduce the sex addicted Chazz at a gathering for the sex addicts so as to sour the relationship of Chazz and Jimmy. Chazz refused to do anything that would betray his friend but Jimmy misunderstood and ran off. Chazz called and voicemailed Jimmy the whole night . (When Chazz was voicmailing Jimmy to say sorry and stuff: -I dont want to close my eyes, i dont want to fall asleep cos i miss you Jimmy, and i dont want to miss a thing. -If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me...) .The day of the finals of the pairs figure skating competition and Chazz and Jimmy by the cheater champions, Fairchild and Stranz. Jimmy was locked up at the public bathroom and Fairchild reveals that Katie didnt sleep with Chazz and Jimmy tried really hard to get the key to his handcuffs. Chazz was tied up in a storage and he manages to break free but goes into a mad chase with Stranz and Stranz accidentally shoots an arrow at the Mascot instead of the intended Chazz. Chazz finally gets to the rink and they do their routine. However, this time the cheater champions, broke her necklance and sent the beads to the ice, causing Chazz to twist an ankle and proved he was unable to do the Iron Lotus. Jimmy suggested switching roles and they managed to do it successfully, with no heads sliced, only stubble. They finally win gold and Jimmy makes up with katie. Chazz then announces in an interview: I've never had love from a father, but i have a brother! And this is my brother's new girlfriend!seriously love it. if not for that gross scene of slicing the head off.but yah, i'm suprised it's PG. It's got all the vulgarities and sexual references to land it more than PG.haha. 3.95stars/5stars (it would've been higher, without the slicing head part)
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